Billy’s Chillies – Twisted Pine Brewery

Look: Huge head, kind of cloudy…scratch that..VERY THICK. Cloudy medium gold color.

Smell: Like chilli (official beer of the International Chili Society?)! Like a hot chili, tangy to the nose. Think of a cold winter night and a hot spicy chilli. Oh yeah

Taste:  IT TASTES LIKE A CHILLI. WTF?! Exact taste of a chili pepper, just not as hot. Light beer otherwise. Second sip Will pussied out and said it was too hot. Spicy beer…We feel confused. Some like it hot? Contains chili juice….

Where would we drink it: At a shitty Mexican party (my nieces quincanera) OR if we were cowboy’s out on the range, where the Guy On A Buffalo plays and we weren’t concerned about getting laid. Its not for the faint of heart.

Overall: 2.0/5.0

Will: 1.7/5.0             Dan: 2.3/5.0

Classiness: 2.2/5.0 (The label has nothing to do with class and it tastes like chili, which is more a hearty thing than a classy thing. Have you ever been to a wedding where chili was served? Exactly. )

Manliness: 4.7/5.0 (It tastes like a fucking chili. It’s like chugging gasoline. You’re a boss for doing it, but you don’t like it.)

College Practicality: 0.4/5.0 (Its expensive, and it tastes bad. BUT it’s a novelty and it rhymes? So redneck)

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