We review beers on a few things. All of our scales are from 0-5, 0 meaning this beers a piece of shit (literally) and 5 meaning this beer is better than any orgasm I’ve ever achieved, so leave me alone while I drink it, DAMMIT!
Our Overall ratings: What we think! If the beer tastes like your grandma’s underwear we will tell you it tastes like your grandma’s underwear. If it tastes more amazing than a win by your favorite team on a cool September afternoon, we will tell you that too.
Manly Scale: Boom. Man stuff. When you go camping with your bros and grill steaks over an open fire while riding dragons and watching NASCAR. How manly is this beer?
Classy Scale: This is the girl version of the manly scale. Classy girls drink classy beers. Consider it the newest accessory. We are here to help you find which beers those are. And if class just isn’t for you, this scale will tell you which beers go around faster than the latest campus STD.
CPS: College Practicality Scale. We rate this on how much it costs against the taste, the availability and the overall ratings. College students have limited budgets and reputations to protect. With this you can figure out if you want to drink it here or there, if you can afford it, and if it’s even worth a second look!
Where we would drink it: Not so much a scale, but more of a guide. So you don’t go buy that delicious $14 beer that should have been saved for the anniversary but instead you take it to the frat party to play pong and half of it ends up getting stolen (been there done that right?)
So, before you go buy that next pack of Natty Lite, check with us first and make sure it’s really what you want!